Ah the innocence of youth. Carefree times that you didn't worry about the trifles of adult things like cleaning your room, paying the bills, keeping your dog, or buying a condo. It was a time of bike riding, video game playing, slumber partying, and the worst thing that could happen is the cable would go out during the Saturday morning line-up.
NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!!
I just the most horrible idea for a child's toy EVER. No, it isn't dangerous or mind-numbing, but it is un-imaginative. It comes to us from those brainiacs who come up with Babrie's latest pointless piece of crap. This is an accessory so "everyday life-like" that it would crush the fun out of any kid. It is a dog, that Barbie walks, and when it POOPS SHE HAS TO CLEAN IT UP with a PINK POOPER SCOOPER!!!!! Holy crap. It even comes with a stylish bin to store the dog shit in. Jesus Christ....
Anyway, I will never look at my G.I. Joes the same way. I mean, if they aren't going to include body bags for the all of the Cobra henchmen you kill in an afternoon, what is the point?
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